God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

Women critics are amazons in climax.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.