Women critics are amazons in climax.
If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.
Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.
A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.
A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.
On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.