God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.