A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.
You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.
When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.
On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.
If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.
It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.