A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

Women critics are amazons in climax.