It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

Many a man that couldn't direct ye to th' drug store on th' corner when he was thirty will get a respectful hearin' when age has further impaired his mind.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the eagle - on the back of a dollar.

A man never becomes an orator if he has anything to say.