When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.
Finley Peter DunneIt [Thanksgiving] was founded by the Puritans to give thanks for bein' preserved from the Indians, an' we keep it to give thanks we are preserved from the Puritans.
Finley Peter DunneFreedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.
Finley Peter Dunne