Histhry is a post-mortem examination. It tellsye what a counthry died iv. But I'd like to know what it lived iv.

A man never becomes an orator if he has anything to say.

Histhry is a post-mortem examination. It tellsye what a counthry died iv. But I'd like to know what it lived iv.

A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.

Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.

It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.

To most people a savage nation is wan that doesn't wear oncomf'rtable clothes.