Histhry is a post-mortem examination. It tellsye what a counthry died iv. But I'd like to know what it lived iv.

Opportunity knocks at every man's door once. On some men's door it hammers till it breaks down the door and then it goes in and wakes him up if he's asleep, and ever afterward it works for him as a night watchman.

Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.

What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.

When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.