Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.
It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.
If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.
The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.
A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.
Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.