High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.

When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it

Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th' ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward.

The last man that makes a joke owns it.

High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.

A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.