Politics ain't beanbag: 'tis a man's game, and women, children 'n' pro-hy-bitionists had best stay out of it.

When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.

A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.

No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not, the Supreme Court follows the election returns.

A man's idee in a card game is war

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.