Politics ain't beanbag: 'tis a man's game, and women, children 'n' pro-hy-bitionists had best stay out of it.

A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support belief, but they run away fr'm doubt.

The last man that makes a joke owns it.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not, the Supreme Court follows the election returns.

A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.