Politics ain't beanbag: 'tis a man's game, and women, children 'n' pro-hy-bitionists had best stay out of it.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

There's always wan encouragin' thing about th' sad scientific facts that come out ivrv week in th' pa-apers. They're usually not thrue.

There aint any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.

Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.