The last man that makes a joke owns it.

Continued focus on (employee) turnover is of critical importance, because of the direct relation of turnover to improvements in labor costs and guest satisfaction.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th' ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable

Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.