The last man that makes a joke owns it.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.

Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it

No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not, the Supreme Court follows the election returns.

A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support belief, but they run away fr'm doubt.

Histhry is a post-mortem examination. It tellsye what a counthry died iv. But I'd like to know what it lived iv.