The last man that makes a joke owns it.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

Trust ivrybody-but cut th' cards.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

The last man that makes a joke owns it.