There's always wan encouragin' thing about th' sad scientific facts that come out ivrv week in th' pa-apers. They're usually not thrue.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Continued focus on (employee) turnover is of critical importance, because of the direct relation of turnover to improvements in labor costs and guest satisfaction.

When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

There are no friends at cards or world politics