When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.

The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the eagle - on the back of a dollar.

Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it

When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.