An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable

Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.