Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.
I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.
What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.