A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
To most people a savage nation is wan that doesn't wear oncomf'rtable clothes.
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
A man's idee in a card game is war
A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.