There are no friends at cards or world politics

Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.

It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.

Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

Continued focus on (employee) turnover is of critical importance, because of the direct relation of turnover to improvements in labor costs and guest satisfaction.

The last man that makes a joke owns it.