There are no friends at cards or world politics

A man never becomes an orator if he has anything to say.

There are no friends at cards or world politics

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

There's always wan encouragin' thing about th' sad scientific facts that come out ivrv week in th' pa-apers. They're usually not thrue.

Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.

It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.