If ye live enough befure thirty ye won't care to live at all afther fifty.
What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.
I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.
If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.