There are no friends at cards or world politics

When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.

No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not, the Supreme Court follows the election returns.

A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.

Opportunity knocks at every man's door once. On some men's door it hammers till it breaks down the door and then it goes in and wakes him up if he's asleep, and ever afterward it works for him as a night watchman.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.