The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

If ye live enough befure thirty ye won't care to live at all afther fifty.

The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Continued focus on (employee) turnover is of critical importance, because of the direct relation of turnover to improvements in labor costs and guest satisfaction.

To most people a savage nation is wan that doesn't wear oncomf'rtable clothes.

If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.