One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

Histhry is a post-mortem examination. It tellsye what a counthry died iv. But I'd like to know what it lived iv.

Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.

There's always wan encouragin' thing about th' sad scientific facts that come out ivrv week in th' pa-apers. They're usually not thrue.

No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not, the Supreme Court follows the election returns.

Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.