The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the eagle - on the back of a dollar.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

Trust ivrybody-but cut th' cards.

It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.

High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable