The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the eagle - on the back of a dollar.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.

A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.

Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.