A man never becomes an orator if he has anything to say.
Don't jump on a man unless he is down.
Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
The last man that makes a joke owns it.
When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.