You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.

If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.