I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.
I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.
It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.
Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.