Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.

Politics ain't beanbag: 'tis a man's game, and women, children 'n' pro-hy-bitionists had best stay out of it.

You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.

Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.

A man's idee in a card game is war

Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th' ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.