Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.

Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.

A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.