It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.
Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.
You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.
The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the eagle - on the back of a dollar.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.