Trust ivrybody-but cut th' cards.
When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.