Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.

The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the eagle - on the back of a dollar.

Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.

The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.

A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.

If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.