Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

Opportunity knocks at every man's door once. On some men's door it hammers till it breaks down the door and then it goes in and wakes him up if he's asleep, and ever afterward it works for him as a night watchman.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

A man never becomes an orator if he has anything to say.

No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not, the Supreme Court follows the election returns.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.