Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.

Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.

It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.

Many a man that couldn't direct ye to th' drug store on th' corner when he was thirty will get a respectful hearin' when age has further impaired his mind.

It [Thanksgiving] was founded by the Puritans to give thanks for bein' preserved from the Indians, an' we keep it to give thanks we are preserved from the Puritans.

Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.