Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.

High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.

A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.

A man never becomes an orator if he has anything to say.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

Histhry is a post-mortem examination. It tellsye what a counthry died iv. But I'd like to know what it lived iv.

Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.