A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable
A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.
Politics ain't beanbag: 'tis a man's game, and women, children 'n' pro-hy-bitionists had best stay out of it.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
Don't jump on a man unless he is down.