Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.

A man never becomes an orator if he has anything to say.

Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.

A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.