If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.
A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.
I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.
Trust ivrybody-but cut th' cards.
If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.