It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.

What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.

It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.

Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.

The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the eagle - on the back of a dollar.

Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.