You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.
Trust ivrybody-but cut th' cards.
It [Thanksgiving] was founded by the Puritans to give thanks for bein' preserved from the Indians, an' we keep it to give thanks we are preserved from the Puritans.
Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
To most people a savage nation is wan that doesn't wear oncomf'rtable clothes.