Many a man that couldn't direct ye to th' drug store on th' corner when he was thirty will get a respectful hearin' when age has further impaired his mind.

A man never becomes an orator if he has anything to say.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.

There are no friends at cards or world politics

The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.

Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.