A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support belief, but they run away fr'm doubt.

There's always wan encouragin' thing about th' sad scientific facts that come out ivrv week in th' pa-apers. They're usually not thrue.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it

A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.

When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.