A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support belief, but they run away fr'm doubt.

A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.