A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support belief, but they run away fr'm doubt.

Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.

A man's idee in a card game is war

Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

A man never becomes an orator if he has anything to say.

A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.