What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the eagle - on the back of a dollar.

A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.

I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.