What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

Politics ain't beanbag: 'tis a man's game, and women, children 'n' pro-hy-bitionists had best stay out of it.

Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it

Trust ivrybody-but cut th' cards.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.