Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.
Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.
High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.