An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.
Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
The last man that makes a joke owns it.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.