If ye live enough befure thirty ye won't care to live at all afther fifty.

No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not, the Supreme Court follows the election returns.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.

When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

Many a man that couldn't direct ye to th' drug store on th' corner when he was thirty will get a respectful hearin' when age has further impaired his mind.