No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not, the Supreme Court follows the election returns.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.

Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.

There's always wan encouragin' thing about th' sad scientific facts that come out ivrv week in th' pa-apers. They're usually not thrue.