Don't jump on a man unless he is down.

The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the eagle - on the back of a dollar.

A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.

When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.

It [Thanksgiving] was founded by the Puritans to give thanks for bein' preserved from the Indians, an' we keep it to give thanks we are preserved from the Puritans.

I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.