Don't jump on a man unless he is down.

The last man that makes a joke owns it.

Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.

Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.

If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support belief, but they run away fr'm doubt.