Don't jump on a man unless he is down.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.

Opportunity knocks at every man's door once. On some men's door it hammers till it breaks down the door and then it goes in and wakes him up if he's asleep, and ever afterward it works for him as a night watchman.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.