The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.

A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.

Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.

Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it

Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

Don't jump on a man unless he is down.