Don't jump on a man unless he is down.
Histhry is a post-mortem examination. It tellsye what a counthry died iv. But I'd like to know what it lived iv.
Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.
To most people a savage nation is wan that doesn't wear oncomf'rtable clothes.
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
It [Thanksgiving] was founded by the Puritans to give thanks for bein' preserved from the Indians, an' we keep it to give thanks we are preserved from the Puritans.