The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.
You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
There are no friends at cards or world politics
Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.