Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.
The last man that makes a joke owns it.
A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.
If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.