To most people a savage nation is wan that doesn't wear oncomf'rtable clothes.

A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.

When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.

Politics ain't beanbag: 'tis a man's game, and women, children 'n' pro-hy-bitionists had best stay out of it.