What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.
A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.
The last man that makes a joke owns it.
Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.