If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.

You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.

The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.

Continued focus on (employee) turnover is of critical importance, because of the direct relation of turnover to improvements in labor costs and guest satisfaction.

There aint any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.

When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.