A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.

Trust ivrybody-but cut th' cards.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.