A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.

A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.

Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.

The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.

Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.