A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.

Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.

Continued focus on (employee) turnover is of critical importance, because of the direct relation of turnover to improvements in labor costs and guest satisfaction.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.