Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.

A man never becomes an orator if he has anything to say.

Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.

No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not, the Supreme Court follows the election returns.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.