Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.

A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Opportunity knocks at every man's door once. On some men's door it hammers till it breaks down the door and then it goes in and wakes him up if he's asleep, and ever afterward it works for him as a night watchman.

A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.

Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.

High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.