Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.
A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.
You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.
It [Thanksgiving] was founded by the Puritans to give thanks for bein' preserved from the Indians, an' we keep it to give thanks we are preserved from the Puritans.
Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.