Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.

A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support belief, but they run away fr'm doubt.

Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.

The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.

No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not, the Supreme Court follows the election returns.

You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.