Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable

Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th' ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward.

Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the eagle - on the back of a dollar.