Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.

You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not, the Supreme Court follows the election returns.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.

A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support belief, but they run away fr'm doubt.