Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.
It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.