Many a man that couldn't direct ye to th' drug store on th' corner when he was thirty will get a respectful hearin' when age has further impaired his mind.
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable
A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.