Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.

If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.

It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV.

Funny is an attitude.

With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.

I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.

Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.