Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.