Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.
I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.
I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.
Funny is an attitude.
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.