You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.