When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
Funny is an attitude.
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.