Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.
Funny is an attitude.
With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.