The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Funny is an attitude.
My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?