Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
Funny is an attitude.
It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV.
I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.
Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.