You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.
Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.