Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.