My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.

Violence is a tool of the ignorant.

My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.

It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.