Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.