Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.

What you see is what you get.

Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.

Funny is an attitude.

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.

I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.

I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.