Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
Funny is an attitude.
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.