If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.
Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.