If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.

I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.

Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.

Funny is an attitude.

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

Violence is a tool of the ignorant.

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.