If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.

I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.

My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?

Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.