Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.
What you see is what you get.
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.