You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.

With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.

Violence is a tool of the ignorant.

I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.