You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

Funny is an attitude.

I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.

Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.

My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.