You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
Funny is an attitude.
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.