The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.

Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.

If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.

It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV.

Violence is a tool of the ignorant.