Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.