Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV.

My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?

What you see is what you get.