When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.