When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Violence is a tool of the ignorant.