If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
Funny is an attitude.
With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.
I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.