Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

Funny is an attitude.

I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.

Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.