Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
Funny is an attitude.
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.