Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.

It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV.

Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.

I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.