Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
Funny is an attitude.
Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.
I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.