Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.
Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
What you see is what you get.