Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.
My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?
Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.