Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
Violence is a tool of the ignorant.